Brace Yourselves
thecutestofthecute:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

HEAD AND HATRED

thecutestofthecute:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

HEAD AND HATRED

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

annullo13:

You’re going to need it

youwinagainmoffat:

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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A little while (a week or so) after I saw this post for the first time, I fell asleep without blowing out my candle by accident. When I woke up suddenly, my hand flew up and I knocked it onto a paper towel and almost burned down my room. And instead of freaking out after I put it out, I went back to sleep softly crying “Wakey wakey big mistakey” and slept another 6 hours.

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

sarahmac2301:

bat-little-boy:

EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM

KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY

SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT

the-goddamazon:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

SHRIEKING

cyclopette:

"heh heh heh"

"HA HA HA HA HA!"

meversary ► mass effect [7/∞]

sr-1 normandy crew + their tropes

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

megmcmuffins:

Sammy’s day off 
Dean version (x)
Cas version (x)

megmcmuffins:

Sammy’s day off 

Dean version (x)

Cas version (x)

ofgeography:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

#make a snide remark and then get drunk (via)

ofgeography:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

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